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How Mario met his wife is a very tragic story.
One day he was at a strip club and he went to the shitroom for some time. He started jacking off. After about an hour he realized there was someone watching him through a peek hole. So he goes out to find this 3 year old girl peeping on him so he gets wasted and brings her home for the night. Once he wakes up he realizes that hes having a nasty hangover. That girl is sleeping beside him. So he gets horny and starts doing her. After about 4 hours he finds out that she has a penis and is actually a 72 year old male. He also finds out that they are married. THE END
That's how he got his wife/husband.
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