footballers need good balance so they don't fall over when they have the ball.
a pair of feet would be a start.
because they just do
he needs to run as fast as he could
because they will be tired the next day!
Because then they can go in to a proper fromation.
To be able to "bend it like Beckham"
to kick other guys asses
Collective nouns for footballers are a team of footballers or a squad of footballers.
Exactly none. No European footballers are members of the Illuminati. The Illuminati, the super secret world controlling power brokers, do not exist.
well if your Wayne Rooney you don't need a mass salary just a rope and a tyre
because they might fall over when kicking the ball