well if your Wayne Rooney you don't need a mass salary just a rope and a tyre
footballers need good balance so they don't fall over when they have the ball.
a pair of feet would be a start.
because they just do
he needs to run as fast as he could
To be able to "bend it like Beckham"
to kick other guys asses
Because then they can go in to a proper fromation.
because they will be tired the next day!
Collective nouns for footballers are a team of footballers or a squad of footballers.
because they might fall over when kicking the ball
All footballers need some element of strength.
Um..................................... Because they need to kik a ball lol