Your batting average would be .333
The highest batting average a player can have is 1.000, which would mean that he would have a hit every time he is at bat. Of course, this wouldn't count the times the batter may have been walked, since walks aren't considered "at-bats" and don't reflect upon his batting average.
A batting average of .333 represents a player's ratio of hits to at-bats in baseball. It means that the player gets a hit approximately 33.3% of the time they come up to bat. A .333 batting average is generally considered very good and indicates a high level of skill and consistency at the plate.
Stan The Man had a life-time batting average of .331
According to Baseball Reference, through games played on June 19, 2008 the National League batting average was .259 and the American League batting average was .263. The National All-time average is .260.
2010 - Josh Hamilton of the Texas Rangers a batting average of .359
Bad synchonizers?
As far as batting average goes that would be Hall of Famer Rogers Hornsby who played with the Cardinals, Giants, Braves, Cubs, and Browns between 1915-1937. His career batting average was .358 and he is second all time in career batting average behind Ty Cobb.
Joe Jackson (Shoeless Joe) with a .340 batting average for the White Sox between 1915-1920.
An hour or so - with penetration lasting for around a third to a half of that.
In 2008, Jonathan Van Every played in 11 games, all for the Boston Red Sox, and batting in all of them. He had 17 at bats, getting 4 hits, for a .235 batting average, with 5 runs batted in. He was walked 1 time. He struck out 6 times. He hit 0 doubles, 1 triple, and 0 home runs.
I believe that would be Ty Cobb, of the Tigers, with 462.
I believe a batting average of 99.94 would be impossible as a batting average is determined by dividing the number of hits by the number of at bats. A hit in every at bat would be a batting average of 1.000. Any time at bat that would not result in a hit would be an average of less than that and reported as .xxx, thus it would not be possible to have an average of anything other than 1.000 or something in the .xxx area.