Tighten her up with a clothes pin or some duct tape oughta do it!
yes
Wear a jock strap.
athletic supporter
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Jock is the slang term for an athlete. It is a reference to a jock-strap, a men's undergarment used specifically for sports.
the one you can wear in public
put it on like a pair of underwera
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Banana Hammock
Put the cup in the jock strap and tell him to wear it like underwear...
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