Pork chop.
This is a joke about what do you call a pig that does karate? Yes, its name is Pork Chop!
What kind of pig knows karate? A pork chop!
In my Karate school the American flag goes on our right shoulder.
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A Pork Chop
That will depend on the school and style of karate. Some schools do not have stripes and simply go from one solid color to another.
Karate High School was created in 2004.
My frying pan.
That depends on your school and the reason you are missing it. Do you want to miss karate and are looking for a reason not to go? Remember that the hardest part is getting in the car. Our Sensei says, "Family is most important, School is most important, then karate."