footballers need good balance so they don't fall over when they have the ball.
a pair of feet would be a start.
because they just do
he needs to run as fast as he could
because they will be tired the next day!
Because then they can go in to a proper fromation.
To be able to "bend it like Beckham"
to kick other guys asses
Collective nouns for footballers are a team of footballers or a squad of footballers.
you need to a very agile body
well if your Wayne Rooney you don't need a mass salary just a rope and a tyre
because they might fall over when kicking the ball