Why are Newcastle so rubbish?

Answer 1

Because their fans think they have a God-given right to be in Europe every year, because they came 2nd twice in the Premier League in the 90's. They haven't won a domestic cup in over 40 years yet, but just because they get 51,000 a week when things are going well at the club, they can be classed as a 'BIG' club. They fail to mention that their first game at home in the Championship when they got relegated they managed to get 36,000, but only because their fans signed up to a 3 term season-ticket deal where they get discount so they had no choice but to go, but as the season went on their ground started filling again as they progressed...funny that isn't it? (Fickle twats).

Also every season they think they're going to win something, and class Man United as 'RIVALS'....Basically they're thick as mince! Fancy making a banner misspelling the word BOYCOTT as 'Boycoutt'.

Answer 2

Because all of them come from league 2 and couldnt score an open goal from 2 yards away.

Answer 3

they just are