Who is bayern Munich first black player?

Answer 1

Ahhh, what a question, the first black player to play for bayern munich was Bamboorah Bilyagoora, a smelly, black aboriginal elder who got thrown out in the trash and ended up at the bayern munich rubbish tip. The coach was short of players and had diorrahea, he threw his poo in the bin and saw something move, it was a human, the coach grabbed the aboriginal out of the bin and wacked him with a gumtree branch, telling him to play as striker, he had no clothes on and had diohroeah all over him. When he got onto the field there was a swarm of bugs which followed him, it was an advantage to bayern munich, no one could get the ball off him with his putrid aboriginal stench. Bamboora then threw a boomerang at the ball, it hit the ball so hard, that the ball rocketed into the back of the net making a screeching aboriginal sound like rakka jitta pilly nogga nanga hoo ha, the ball flung wee and poo everywhere and hit the net so hard, it smashed through it and killed 23 people in the crowd. He instantly became a fan of the crowd, the people known him as, black bush man. The next game he played he had a black jersey saying "black bush man" on the back. His second and final goal came when he threw a stick at the keeper and smashed the ball with one of his broken thongs, the ball popped and smashed off the post and into the back of the net, flinging widgedee grubs, poo, wee and snot everywhere, as long as killing bayern munichs coach from the stress of the stench. He became known as bayerns black stench.

Answer 2

Julio Baylon