In 1997, the 8th Grade Boys of Politz Hebrew Academy in Greater Philadelphia organized a Basketball team and opened play at home against the 6th grade girls of Maternity BVM RC Church...and promptly lost to the younger ladies, 59-45. It was the only basketball game in Politz' long, sad history, but it went to prove the old adage that all Jews are wimps and suck at sports. Those young Christian girls really junked us that night...
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