What are some jokes to cheer ypur girlfriend up?

Answer 1

this is one of my best jokes yet ... isn't it the time of year, of the time of month, of the time of day when a man talks to his car thinking its a woman. Every day he pleades to it but it gives him the same answer every time(key ignition)(engine souuns)*no no no no no.

Answer

what do you want for dinner, (when last did you here those words from a guys mouth). she will laugh at you.