List ten different uses for a hockey stick?

Answer 1

soooooo glad you asked...

USES FOR A HOCKEY STICK

1. Hockey Stick (most obvious)

2. Golf Putter (tried that, not advised)

3. Weapon of Not-So-Mass destruction (very fun, don't get caught)

4. Walking Stick (if someone gives you crap, refer to use #3)

5. Status Symbol (a hockey stick makes a bold statement,

don't mess with me if you want to keep your two front teeth

6. Soccer-Player-beater (very satisfying, highly not advised)

7. Towel Rack (awesome)

8. Eye Candy (come on, it's beautiful)

9. Merchandise (sell your old one and buy your girlfriend cheap gift,

which leads me to my final and most important use...

10. Chick Magnet (ya)

11. suck my cock stick (just in case ) lol