No but the easiest way to get rid of a lump is to put aftershave on it. but it will sting.
Go to the doctor. You have an infection.
you cannot get rid of bruseing if there is any, but to get rid of swelling, ice. you let it heal with time and you ice the head
dude you could be a unicorn don't get rid of it
Time.
Go to the doctor and get the lump removed. If you have a painful lump behind your ear, you need to go and see a doctor about it. A lump that is not painful and not increasing in size isn't much to worry about. But one with pain could be serious. Do not ignore the pain. See a doctor.
The same thing is happening to me! do yu have any answers yet?
if you have fallen and its come up similarly to a bruise, you just need ice, the doctor can not remove it
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take a sharp knife, heat it up, and cut around it then take a pliers and rip it off very fast
If you were pierced by a professional piercer (ie. with a needle) then go and see your piercer, if not go and see your doctor.
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