You have to send them a letter asking for a million dollars or you will not play sports ever again. In addition, you have to bring a Baseball bat with you where ever you go to beat people up if they say anything, or do anything, related to sports. But then you have to beat yourself up with the baseball bat because you used a sport related thing, then you have to do it again because you did it. Thus carrying the cycle on forever.
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