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to flood the football field with water so he could go in as a sub?
Kurt warner
He was out "Of Bounds"
Perhaps Shakespeare didn't like football much. In his play, King Lear, Kent abuses Oswald with "Nor tripped neither, you base football player" (Act I, Scene 4) and he talks about it again in A Comedy of Errors (Act II, Scene 1) Am I so round with you as you with me, That like a football you do spurn me thus? You spurn me hence, and he will spurn me hither: If I last in this service, you must case me in leather. So I would say, no, Shakespeare didn't want to be a footballer.