One of the main issues facing modern recreation is the lack of activities currently available for a chain smoker. I tried bob sledding but the wind kept putting out my cigarette. Next I tried Scuba diving, in retrospect that may have been a poor choice. Next I tried running but apparently I can't. I tried freestyle procreation but I kept getting burning ashes on my Johnson. I finally setled on polo though. So far I enjoy it and my horse seems to enjoy its Cuban cigar.
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