Shoeless Joe left Baseball and because a famous pop star
And he asked the musical question is she really going out with him
He had a couple albums and a comeback in the 80's
But he never won a Grammy and he never was the same
And he never could be satisfied with critical acclaim
Cause the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
Yes the critics all confused him with the great Elvis Costello
-Jonathan Coulton
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He played semi-pro baseball and later opened a dry cleaning business and later a liquor store. He always maintained his innocence.