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Q: What type of tea do soccer players drink?
A: Penal-Tea!
Striker: "I got a great idea for strengthening the team."
Coach:"Great! When are you leaving?"
Person 1: We've got the best team in the league! Unbeaten and no goals scored against us!
Person 2: How many games have you played?
Person 1: The first game is on Saturday.
Striker: Man! It was an open goal and I missed! I could kick myself!
Coach: Don't bother, you'd probably miss.
Coach: Our team is doing horribly. What to do?
Coach's Friend: Why don't you take the team out for a ten mile run every day?
Coach: What good will that do?
Coach's Friend: By the end of the week, the'll be 70 miles away, so you don't need to worry about them!
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Is South Korea good at soccer?
Korea is not good at soccer
What are the best colleges to play soccer?
what are some good soccer colleges?
How did Cristiano get so good at soccer?
because when he was younger he only had a soccer ball so everyday he played soccer for the rest of his life.
Any good soccer websites?
There are several great soccer websites but one of the newest ones that I recommend is http://soccer-life.weebly.com an established soccer website is www.espnsoccernet.com.
What is the salary of a professional soccer goalie in Major league soccer?
This link had some good information. http://www.mlsplayers.org/salary_info.html This link had some good information.
