Which Premiership footballers have been circumcised?

Answer 1

All of them have to be or they can't play football well

The ones who want to play better have their entire p enis removed.

Taking it to the next level requires also removing the tes ticles.

The next to the top tier of players have their hands removed, too, since you can't use your hands in football and they just add useless weight. Saves penalties from accidental hand use, too.

Those who want to be absolutely top notch and world class have their arms and legs removed as well.

Answer 2

The Liverpool winger Yoozi Benayoun is a Jew so he is circumcised.