Being a registered Genius I know things and to get into to Duke you must have
-1000 Hours of Community Service
-4.0 unweighted GPA
-Minimum 1590 on the SAT- Critical Reading and Math only
-At best 1 B ever
-Been in the class production of Mary had a Little Lamb in the 2nd grade
-Captain at least 6 varsity teams of which all had to qualify for states 4 had to be ranked in the top 100 in the country, 3 had to win state championships, and 2 had to win national titles (Chess does not count).
-Must chew your food with 36 bites minimum
-Must have you father as the Dean
-Know at least how to beat Voldemort
-Never eat anything from Burger King
-Must get into Oxford as a prerequsit for applying
-Must have won your 3rd grade spelling bee against Kevin Hart, and then qualify for the National Spelling Bee
-Your name (first and last) must be a palindrome Jimmy Ymmij
-Must be able to raise then lower your cholesterol through force of will
-Must have an animal friend that was at one time wild, Pets do not count
-Must be in the International Brotherhood
That's about it.
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