Do you mean "Para-sailing" or "Parallel sailing"?
solemn
IF you meant the 'mizzen mast' - in relation to sailing - it's the mast immediately aft (or behind) the main mast.
serious
神神しい狼 /kou gou shii oo ka mi/ would mean 'solemn/majestic/godly wolf'.
awesomeness is the key to lifes success
Simple; They wanna save lifes and be apart of the action. I mean how would you feel if you saved lifes for a living?
Solemn means the same as serious.
its Jamaican for "life sucks" or "lifes rough"
This is what is regarded as an ethnocentric question. Do you mean sailing from Europe? Or do you mean sailing from Africa, or other parts of Asia? This kind of question requires refining - for a meaningful answer to be given.
Dead on Arrival.
'who ist there?' or 'who is this?'