Is Brian scalabrine the best player ever?

Answer 1

Brian Scalabrine is obviously the best player to ever enter the NBA. He plays the amount of minutes that no one else in the league does. He has the ability to create an uproar in the crowd like no one else in the history of Basketball. He is undoubtedly a basketball legend, and a god in the making (and possibly the second coming of Jesus the Christ). Brian is also the highest paid player-coach-god in the NBA. He is regarded as the highest profit in the Islamic Religion along with many tribal religions in the South Pacific islands. The only real reason he is on the bulls is because he is bringing back the Superior race in the NBA. Also he enjoys consensual sexual partnership with other male members of the team.

Amen