Go on the team website and leave comments.
Say "p*ss off"
Contact the police.
Your first place to complain would be the phone company. If you are getting harassing calls, there is a code you can enter after the call. After you have 3 such calls, you can get the phone company to give you something to take to the police. If you mean telemarketer calls, then you could either complain to whoever is commissioning the calls (if they come from a 3rd party), or get your phone number changed.
Jesus.
Type a note and post it while no one's looking.
Consult an employment attorney in your state.
You can contact the manufacturer. The name of the manufacturer should be on the can, box or container. Or you could contact an attorney for advice.
1-800-HOME-DEPOT
I would contact their customer services.
Contact your credit card company and complain.
Well, I would contact either Tony LaRussa (the manager) or the MLB Commissioner.
Complain to the attorny general in your state. They will respond. Also, complain to the better business bureau.