There are many places one might go to find a tutorial for 'TSQL.' In addition the W3School website, which provides website information, one might also check the local library.
Transact SQL (TSQL)
Her favorite trick is the ASSENDING VAULT SPIN.
Bullet Catch
Use the TSQL backup command to backup an active database.
Pull my finger . . . or maybe that was his favorite . . . I forget.
Back Flip
When he makes a coin disappear
There are many different puns of different types. Which is best depends on which is your favorite type, as well as who you plan to trick. My favorite trick question is: "if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
He always does the step overs. :)
trick question! he likes dogs!
Trick or treat smell my butt.