nope.
If the backboard breaks during an NBA game, the game is typically suspended until the backboard can be replaced or repaired. During this time, the teams and officials may leave the court while the necessary actions are taken to ensure player safety. Once the backboard is fixed, the game can resume.
a cannonball hitting the thicket
No, hitting your head with your pillow while you're sleeping has absolutely nothing at all to do with autism and there's no reason to think that it does. If you're hitting your head with your pillow in your sleep this is fairly normal.
Yes, as long as the referee sees it as an attempt to hit the ball. If the ball is clearly out of reach or has already hit the net, a technical foul should be given.
It is messy and gross
Yep!
That's not a question
No
Sharting is when you crap your pants while in the middle of attempting to fart.
While I was attempting to answer this question, my dog needed to go out. I will be back in a little while. Why don't you answer some questions to while away the time.
Aim carefully and swing emphatically.
If u do it while hitting it with a hammer