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Q: What type of tea do soccer players drink?
A: Penal-Tea!
Striker: "I got a great idea for strengthening the team."
Coach:"Great! When are you leaving?"
Person 1: We've got the best team in the league! Unbeaten and no goals scored against us!
Person 2: How many games have you played?
Person 1: The first game is on Saturday.
Striker: Man! It was an open goal and I missed! I could kick myself!
Coach: Don't bother, you'd probably miss.
Coach: Our team is doing horribly. What to do?
Coach's Friend: Why don't you take the team out for a ten mile run every day?
Coach: What good will that do?
Coach's Friend: By the end of the week, the'll be 70 miles away, so you don't need to worry about them!
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