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How long can Chuck Norris hold his breath for?
Chuck Norris does not breathe. O.O
How long has Chuck Norris been practicing martial arts?
since the world started
Can Chuck Norris teach a class of thirty elementary school kids?
Yes if it was a karate class still, all the kids would leave with black eyes from staring at him for too long
Is Jean Claude van Damme better than Chuck Norris?
I thought Jean's acting ability in the beginning was much better, but Chuck has come a long way and I think he has passed van Damme. If you meant in fighting ability, Chuck has the better record. Chuck Norris has had a lot of TV and film acting under his belt (no pun on belt ), so he is more comfortable in front of the camera. Jean-Claude lacks the TV experience, however, based on his younger age could probably out perform Chuck in karate. As far as box office is concerned, Chuck Norris has a bigger audience and is appearing in the new movie Expendables 2.
How long has Chuck Norris been a fighter for?
The first movie Chuck Norris appears in is "The Green Berets"; released in 1968; he played a minor roll.His first starring roll was "Slaughter in San Fransisco" released in 1974.
What is the current population of diamondback terrapins like?
Chuck Norris sucks Abraham Lincoln's long dong silver. oh and by the way chuck Norris sucks butt
Who is the challenger for the WWE championship?
* Chuck Norris doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants. * Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. * Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. * The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees. * When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. * Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. * Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood. * Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times. * The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Chuck Norris and three seven year old girls. Chuck Norris won with a roundhouse-kick to the face in overtime. * Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always. * Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off. * Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people. * Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ. * They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
How long would it take to drive to Malta?
It takes Chuck Norris 0.2 seconds.
Do your eyes explode if you stare at the computer to long?
No. But if Chuck Norris stares at it the computer will explode.
Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris?
I'll try to answer this in the most educated way I can. Chuck Norris is an allround champion of several martial arts, while the ninja is most likely specialized in Chinese/Japanese martial arts. To tell you the truth it just depends. If the Ninja had a weapon, like the long bamboo rod from Kindo, the Ninja could win. I would most likely put my money on Chuck Norris, because of his outstanding performance in Martial Arts. ........................... what if chuck Norris is a ninja? --------------------------------- It depends on who the two people are that are fighting between Chuck and the Ninja. ------------------------------------------------------ Indiana Jones
How did Bruce Lee kill Chuck Norris?
In the movie that they fought in, Bruce Lee is shown breaking Chuck's neck after a fairly long fight.
What is the best chuck noris joke?
Here are some. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris built the house he was born in. Chuck Norris can win Connect 4 in three moves. Chuck Norris counted to infinity; twice. When Chuck Norris steps in a puddle he doesn't get wet, the puddle gets Chuck Norris'ed. Time waits for no man; except if that man is Chuck Norris. When the Boogieman goes to bed, he checks his wardrobe for Chuck Norris. Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas.
