Does Brian Jensen aka the Burnley keeper look like Mr O'Connell?

Answer 1

well what many people don't know is that brian Jensen comes from south Wales except at the age of two he was kidnapped by vikings and sent to dennmark. soon he broke free from the vikings by making use of mouldy danish pastrys.

soon after this he was due to return to the UK but a volcano went off in south croydon so the UK airspace got shut.hence his flight got re dirrected to an la where he went to an Alice cooper concert.it was on the way back from this that he set fire to a posh hammer and spent 3 months placing hair replacements on trombones,brasil nuts and other unanamous objects.

he was then stranded on the aaland islands because of the red scare and he was frequently abused for his red face.it was here he read upon the league of nations and soon built up a tendency to bombard people with usless facts that have nothing to do with anything.it was here he also developed his pea problems

he then decided to become a goal keeper for burnley where he dropp nutted this guy and because o that he is on their brick list and when the guy see's him he's going to punch them in the teeth.because of this he speaks with a Yorkshire accent and wears various varities of Ralph Lauren shirts.