More likely to eliminate it! Intentional causing of pain is never a good thing.
Pace Yourself. Start off slow, when you feel you're about to blow your load stick yourself in balls deep and compose yourself.. then go again!
Forever because it would grant you immortality
It is when you are about to engage in intercourse and at the last minute she changes her mind and says no, leaving you with "blue balls".
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Depends on the size of your penis. Or the looseness of the girls vagina. lol
Tell her to grow some balls and then have sexual intercourse with him
don't ask me do it yourself
Rolling balls on a pool table does not inherently wreck it, but it can cause wear over time. The felt can become matted or damaged from excessive rolling or improper handling, and the balls can leave marks or scuff the surface. Regular maintenance, such as brushing and cleaning the felt, can help mitigate these effects and prolong the table's lifespan.
I'm not sure, but i think you might be talking about tethered balls. if it's a soccer ball with a cord on it, then ya, that's a tethered ball.
You can't get chlamydia from punching someone in the mouth. Chlamydia is spread by sexual contact with someone who's infected. You can get it from oral, anal, or vaginal sex; genital-genital contact; sharing sex toys; or birth to an infected woman.
Pay some junkie $20 to bite down as hard as he can with your balls in his mouth.