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Rodney Dangerfield. The actual quote is 'I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out'.

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Who saidi only regret that you have but one life to lose?

Nathan Hale.


Who are all the war heroes of Singapore?

Lim Bo sengAdnan bin Saidi


What was Red cliff award?

Radcliff's Award (August 16, 1947)The Indian Independence Act, 1947, provided among the provisions the appointment of two Boundary Commissions for the division of Punjab and Bengal between Pakistan and India. Each boundary commission was to consist of an equal number of representatives of India and Pakistan and of one or more impartial members. Accordingly, Sir Cyril Radcliff was appointed as the chairman of both boundary commissions who would have the poor to make the Award. The members of the Punjab Boundary Commission were Din Mohammad and Mohammad Munir on behalf of Pakistan, and Mehar Chand Mahajan and Tej Singh on behalf of India. The members of the Bengal Boundary Commission were Abu Saleh Mohammad Akram and S.A. Rahman on behalf of Pakistan and C.C.Biswas and B.K.Mukherjee on behalf of India. All of them were High Court Judges.The members of the commission had acute differences of opinion regarding the setting up of the boundaries. It was then mutually agreed that in case of conflict the chairman should give his verdict. Here again the Muslim League was made to play a losers game. Radcliff gave his verdict in favor of India and against the interest of Pakistan. In consultation with Mountbatten the partial arbitrator sliced away further areas from Pakistan and handed them over to the Hindus. As for an illustration, in Gurdaspur District of Punjab, the distribution of population was as follows (1941 Census Report):Hindus 21.2%Sikhs 19.2%Muslims 51.1%Indian Christians 4.4%Scheduled Castes (Non-Hindus) 4.0%In particular in the Tehsil of Batala of Gurdaspur District, the Muslim population was 70% and their boundaries were contiguous to that of Pakistan. The Christian and the Scheduled Caste people of the District also expressed themselves in favor of Pakistan. But the expressed wish of the people was turned down; the inherent right of majority was denied; and Radcliff robbed the Muslim homeland of these fertile regions and handed them over to India.Mr. Din Mohammad, one of Pakistan's representatives on Boundary Commission stated before the West Pakistan High Court on 24th April, 1958, that Sir Cyril Radcliff, Chairmanof the Boundary Commission, had awarded Ferozpur, Ferozpur Head-works and some other areas to West Punjab, but consequently that Award was altered. This was later confirmed by another member of the Boundary Commission, Chief Justice Mohammad Munir in the Course of a speech on 22nd April, 1960, he saidI was told by Radcliff in the most unequivocal terms that three Tehsils of Ferozpur, probably, Zira and Fazika, were coming to Pakistan and that it was unnecessary for me to discuss this part of the case with him.In Bengal, by for the most important question was related to the future of the great city of Calcutta. It was the capital of the province, its only major port, and its centre of industry, commerce, communication and education. In the city of Calcutta itself, Muslims formed only a quarter of the population, but the hinterland, on which the life of Calcutta as a city and port depended and of which it formed an integral part, was a Muslim majority areas. But Radcliff assigned Calcutta to India, and along with Calcutta, he also assigned to India the whole of the Muslim majority district of Murshidabad and the greater part of the Muslim majority district of India. Nearly 6,000 square miles of territory with a population of 3.5 million Muslims that had been provisionally assigned to East Bengal were severed from it and transferred to West Bengal.The result was disastrous. The major part of the irrigated areas went to Pakistan, but the headwords of some of the largest canals were left with India. Similarly the award of Gurdaspur District to India was most unkind. The basic unit in the partition was the district and, according to 1941 census, Gurdaspur, was a Muslim-majority district. Had the district been awarded to Pakistan, there would have been to Kashmir dispute. On 30 October, 1947, Mr. Jinnah felt so pained that he saidWe have been the victims of a deep-laid and well-planned conspiracy, executed with utter disregard of the elementary principles of honesty, chivalry and honor.thanks Amjad Ali from bbsulk


What is the major events in Singapore's history?

Before 180010,000 B.C. - Early Chinese account of Singapore describes the island of "Pu Luo Chung".13th century - The port of Temasek is founded by Sang Nila Utama, a prince of Srivijaya.1320 - The Mongol court sends a mission to obtain elephants from Long Ya Men (or Dragon's Tooth Strait), believed to be Keppel Harbour.1330s - The Chinese traveller Wang Dayuan visits Temasek.1390s - Parameswara, the last Srivijayan prince, flees to Temasek.1414 - Temasek becomes part of the Sultanate of Malacca established by Parameswara.1511 - Temasek becomes part of Sultanate of Johor after Malacca fell to the Portuguese.1613 - Portuguese burn down a trading outpost at the mouth of Singapore River.1 7001800-18991819 - 29 January - Stamford Raffles arrives in Singapore with William Farquhar to establish a trading post for the British East India Company.1819 - 6 February - The treaty is signed between Sultan Hussein of Johor, Temenggong Abdul Rahman and Stamford Raffles. Farquhar is installed as Resident of the settlement.1822 - Raffles drafts the Raffles Plan of Singapore to reorganise the island.1823 - Dr John Crawfurd takes over as Resident.1826 - Singapore becomes part of the British colony of Straits Settlements under the rule of the East India Company, together with Malacca and Penang.1830 - Singapore comes under the Presidency of Bengal in India.1832 - Singapore becomes the centre of government of the Straits Settlements.1842 - St. Margaret's Girls School is founded by Maria Tarn Dyer, the first and oldest all girls' school in Singapore1843 - Thomas Dunman, the first full-time police chief of Singapore, improves the police force as well as the pay and working hours of policemen.1844 - The Tan Tock Seng Hospital begins operation.1844 - 4 March - Raffles Girls' School is established.1845 - The Straits Times is established.1852 - A new deep harbour called New Harbour, later known as Keppel Harbour, is built. St Joseph's Institution [as St John's Institution] established.1858 - Singapore is placed under the hierarchy of the Government of India, remaining as part of the Straits Settlements.1858 - Commercial Square is renamed Raffles Place.1859 - The Singapore Botanic Gardens is founded.1867 - 1 April - Straits Settlements become a crown colony of British Empire.1869 - The Suez Canal opens, and Singapore enjoys the increase in trade1877 - The Chinese Protectorate is set up, and William Pickering becomes the head of it.1885 - Gan Eng Seng School was established at Telok Ayer Street1886 - Anglo-Chinese School established.1887 - Methodist Girls' School established.1887 - The Raffles Hotel is built.1888 - Henry Ridley becomes the director of the Singapore Botanic Gardens.1888 - The Singapore Fire Brigade was formed.1892 - The Tanjong Pagar Police Station opens, and many Sikh policemen are recruited.1899 - Singapore Chinese Girls' School1900-19391906 - The Nanyang branch of Tongmenghui is set up in Singapore.1906 - Tao Nan School established by the Hokkien Huay Kuan.1912 - The Singapore Harbour Board is set up.1915 - 15-25 February - The Singapore Mutiny occurred as British Muslim Indian sepoys rose up against the British.1917 - Nanyang Girls' High School was established by Tan Chor Nam , partially due to Dr Sun Yat Sen's belief in education for girls.1919 - The Chinese High School established by Tan Kah Kee.1922 - Singapore becomes the main British naval base in East Asia.1932 - Tanjong Pagar Railway Station is opened.1935 - Catholic High School, the first bicultural and bilingual school in Singapore, was founded.1937 - 12 June - Kallang Airport is opened.1940s1941 - 7/8 December - In an extensive three-pronged attack, Japan opens hostilities with the Allies and their colonies. First air raid on Singapore at 4:15 am. The Imperial Japanese Army invades Malaya.1941 - 10 December - The British battleship HMS Prince of Wales and battlecruiser HMS Repulse are sunk by Japanese bombers.1941 - 31 December - The Straits Chinese Volunteer Corps (Dalforce) is set up in Singapore, led by Tan Kah Kee.1942 - 1 January - Second air raid on Singapore at night, after a three-week hiatus. Nightly raids commence thereafter.1942 - 12 January - First daylight air raid on Singapore. Henceforth, the island is bombed both day and night, everyday.1942 - 31 January - Malaya falls to the Japanese and the Causeway is blown up to delay Japan's advancement to Singapore.1942 - 1 February - The siege of Singapore begins. The Japanese in Johor Bahru begin shelling the island daily in addition to daily aerial bombing.1942 - 9 February - The Japanese cross the Strait of Johor by inflatable boats and land in Singapore during the Battle of Singapore.1942 - 11 February - The Japanese and Allied soldiers fight fiercely at Bukit Timah.1942 - 13 February - The Malay regiment, led by Lt. Adnan bin Saidi, fight bravely against the Japanese at Pasir Panjang Ridge in the Battle of Pasir Panjang.1942 - 14 February - The Japanese have captured most of Singapore, and most of the population is crammed into the city centre.1942 - 15 February - The British surrenders and the Japanese Occupation of Singapore starts. Singapore is renamed Syonan (Light of the South).1942 - February/March - The Japanese military police, the Kempei Tai kills an estimated 25,000 to 50,000 people during Sook Ching Massacre.1944 - March - Lim Bo Seng is captured by the Japanese, and dies after 3 months of torture.1945 - 14 August Japan surrenders, and there is anomie and looting for nearly a month when the British do not return immediately.1945 - 5 September - The British return to Singapore after the end of World War II and begin a military administration of the Straits Settlements.1946 - 1 April - The Straits Settlements is dissolved and Singapore becomes a separate crown colony.1947 - May - Severe food shortage leads to record-low rice ration, causing malnutrition, disease and outbreak of crime and violence.1947 - A large number of strikes occur causing stoppages in public transport, public services and the harbour.1948 - Rubber plantations and tin mines in Malaya are destroyed by communists, and the British declares the state of Emergency over Singapore and Malaya.1948 - 20 March - Singapore's first limited election is held, with 6 seats in the Legislative Council. The Singapore Progressive Party wins 3 seats.1948 - 18 June - Malayan Emergency begins, Singapore declared a State of Emergency a week later.1949 - The University of Malaya is formed following the merger of Raffles College and King Edward Medical College.1950s1950 - 11-13 December - 18 people are killed during the Maria Hertogh riots.1951 - The number of elected seats is increased to 9 in the second election.1953 - Rendel Commission is appointed to make recommendations for Singapore's self-government.1954 - May - Chinese school students demonstrate against the British due to the National Service proposal. See Anti-National Service Riots1955 - 12 May - Four people are killed during the Hock Lee bus riots.1955 - 2 April - The Labour Front wins the most seats in election and David Saul Marshall becomes the first Chief Minister of Singapore.1956 - June - David Saul Marshall appeals to the United Kingdom for full self-government, but resigns when he fails. Lim Yew Hock takes over as Chief Minister.1956 - October - Riots by pro-communist Chinese school students occur when government closes down a student union.1956 - - River Valley High School, Singapore (formally known as Singapore Government Chinese Middle School), became the first Chinese secondary school established by the government.1959 - March - Lim Yew Hock successfully gains full self-government for Singapore.1959 - May - People's Action Party (PAP) wins the General Election and Lee Kuan Yew becomes the first Prime Minister.1959 - Encik Yusof bin Ishak becomes the Head of State of Singapore.1959 - 3 June - A celebration is held at the Padang for Singapore gaining full self-government.1959 - 3 December - The national anthem Majulah Singapura, written by Zubir Said, is presented.1960s1960 - The Housing and Development Board is set up.1961 - 25 May - The Bukit Ho Swee Fire kills four people and destroys 2,200 attap houses.1961 - 27 May - Tunku Abdul Rahman, the Prime Minister of Malaya, proposes a merger between Singapore, Malaya, Sabah and Sarawak.1962 - 1 September - A referendum is held in Singapore to vote on merger with Malaysia.1963 - February - During Operation Coldstore, 107 left-wing politicians and trade unionists are arrested by Internal Security Department1963 - 9 July - The Malaysia Agreement is signed between leaders of Malaya, Singapore, Sabah and Sarawak.1963 - 31 August - In this Malaysia Solidarity Day, Lee Kuan Yew declares the Independence for Singapore.1963 - 16 September - Malaysia is formed. Indonesia carries out its konfrontasi campaign.1963 - 21 September - The PAP wins the 1963 State Elections, defeating the Barisan Sosialis and UMNO.1964 - The PAP wins one seat in the Malaysian Federal Election. UMNO is outraged.1964 - 21 July - There is an ethnic riot between various Malays and Chinese, on Prophet Muhammad's birthday, 23 people are killed.1965 - 10 March - Indonesian saboteurs carry out the MacDonald House bombing, killing three people.1965 - May - Lee Kuan Yew begins campaigning for a Malaysian Malaysia1965 - 7 August - Singapore and Malaysia sign the separation agreement.1965 - 9 August - The Malaysian Parliament votes to expel Singapore from the Federation; Singapore becomes independent after separating from Malaysia.1965 - 21 September - Singapore is admitted into the United Nations as the 117th member.1965 - October - Singapore becomes the 22nd member of the Commonwealth.1965 - 22 December - Constitutional Amendment Act is passed and Yusof bin Ishak becomes the first President of Singapore.1967 - 15 February - The Civilian Memorial is unveiled at the Kranji War Cemetery1967 - 14 March - The National Service bill is passed in the parliament.1967 - 28 March - Registrations for national service begins at the Central Manpower Base.1967 - 12 June - The issue of the first Singapore Dollar.1967 - July - The first batch of the army is drafted for national service.1967 - 8 August- Singapore is the founding member of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN).1968 - January - Britain announces its intention to withdraw its armed forces from Singapore.1968 - April - The PAP wins all seats in the 1968 General Election, which is boycotted by Barisan Sosialis.1969 - 31 May - The 1969 Race Riots of Singapore broke out after growing tension of the 13 May Incident in Malaysia spilled over to Singapore.1970s1970 - May - The National Junior College, Singapore's first junior college, opens.1971 - 2 January - Dr Benjamin Henry Sheares becomes the second President of Singapore.1971 - 31 October - The last British military forces withdraws from Singapore.1972 - 2 September - The PAP wins the 1972 General Election.1972 - The Singapore Airlines is formed.1973 - The first Chingay Parade is held in Singapore.1973 - The construction of the National Stadium is completed.1973 - The Presidential Council for Minority Rights is set up to ensure minority would not be discriminated.1974 - Hwa Chong Junior College, Singapore's first government-aided junior college and the premiere institution of the nation, was established.1974 - 31 January - Laju incident: Japanese Red Army bombs petroleum tanks at Pulau Bukom and hijacks a ferry boat.1976 - The PAP wins all 69 seats in the 1976 General Election.1978 - 12 October - Spyros disaster1979 - Singapore becomes the world's second busiest port in terms of shipping tonnage.1980s1980 - The PAP wins all 75 seats in the 1980 General Election.1981 - 1 July - Singapore Changi Airport starts operation.1981 - 24 October - C V Devan Nair becomes the third President of Singapore.1981 - 31 October - Workers' Party of Singapore's Joshua Benjamin Jeyaretnam elected into Parliament, breaking a 16 years PAP monopoly of the House.1982 - The Courtesy Campaign and the Civil Defence Programme are launched.1983 - 29 January - Eniwetok, a Panamanian-registered oil rig, hits the Singapore Cable Car system, sending two cabins plunging into the sea and killing seven people.1984 - The PAP wins the 1984 General Election while two members of the opposition parties are elected as members of parliament. Three PAP women MPs are also elected, ending a 16 years absence of women representation in Parliament.1984 - Non-Constituency Member of Parliament was introduced.1985 - 2 September - Wee Kim Wee becomes the fourth President of Singapore.1986 - 15 March - The Hotel New World collapses, killing 33 people.1987 - 21 May - 16 people were arrested during Operation Spectrum and detained under the Internal Security Act. Another six were arrested on 20 June.1988 - 3 September - The PAP wins the 1988 General Election and group representation constituencies (GRC)s are introduced.1990s1990 - 6 July - The East West Line of the Mass Rapid Transit (MRT) is completed.1990 - 22 November - Singapore Changi Airport Terminal 2 begins operation.1990 - 28 November - Goh Chok Tong becomes the second Prime Minister of Singapore.1991 - 26 March - Four Pakistanis hijack Singapore Airlines Flight 117 and demand the release of Pakistan Peoples Party members from Pakistani jails.1991 - 27 March - Members of the Singapore Special Operations Force storm into Singapore Airlines Flight 117, killing all hijackers and freeing all passengers and crew members.1993 - 1 September - Ong Teng Cheong becomes the first directly-elected President.1994 - 5 May - American teenager Michael P. Fay is convicted and caned for vandalism.1996 - The parliament passes the Maintenance of Parents law, a private member's bill introduced by Nominated Member of Parliament Woon Cheong Ming Walter.1997 - 19 December - Silkair Flight 185 crashes into Musi River near Palembang, Sumatra, killing all 104 people onboard.1998 - 15 January - Singapore and United States announces agreement for US ships to use a planned $35 million naval base from 2000.1998 - September - "The Singapore Story", the first volume of Lee Kuan Yew's memoirs is published1999 - Sellapan Ramanathan becomes the President of Singapore1999 - Singapore slips into recession during the Asian financial crisis.2000s2000 - 1 September - Speaker's Corner is launched at Hong Lim Park2000 - 31 October - Singapore Airlines Flight 006 crashes during take-off in Chiang Kai Shek International Airport, killing 83 people.2001-2003 - Economic recession in Singapore.2001 - January - A pipeline feeding gas to Singapore from Indonesia's Natuna field in South China Sea opens.2001 - 3 November - The PAP wins 82 of 84 seats in the 2001 General Election.2001 - 9 December - 15 suspected militants of Jemaah Islamiah are arrested for alleged bomb plot.2001 - 27 December - Typhoon Vamei, a rare typhoon that occurs only once in 100 to 400 years, hits Singapore.2002 - 13 January - Singapore and Japan sign the Japan-Singapore Economic Agreement.2003 - April - SARS virus outbreak in Singapore and other parts of Asia.2003 - 6 May - Singapore and United States sign the United States-Singapore Free Trade Agreement (USS-FTA).2003 - 29 October - A major research center Biopolis opens.2004 - 20 April - A section of Nicoll Highway collapses, killing 4 people.2004 - National Service was reduced from two and half years to two years.2004 - 12 August - Lee Hsien Loong, Lee Kuan Yew's Son becomes the third Prime Minister.2005 - 15 January - Singapore and Malaysia settle dispute over land reclamation work.2005 - 18 April - Singapore government approves plan to legalise casino gambling and build two Integrated Resorts.2005 - 8 July - In the aftermath of the 7 July 2005 - London bombings, Transport Minister Yeo Cheow Tong announces plan to set up a new Police MRT Unit to enhance the security of Singapore's public transport. (CNA)2005 - 17 August - S R Nathan returns for his second term as President, following a walkover in the Singapore presidential election, 2005.2005 - 27 August - White Elephant Incident at Buangkok MRT Station.2006 - 6 May - The PAP, led by Lee Hsien Loong, wins 82 of 84 seats in the General Election.2008 - 9 January - Singapore Changi Airport opens its third passenger terminal.2008 - 21 March - Jemiah Islamiah terrorist head Mas Selamat bin Kastari escapes from prison.2008 - September- Singapore slips into recession due to the global financial crisis. World economies hit badly; banks around the world collapse.2008 - 16 October - Singapore government guarantees all local and foreign currency fixed deposits with a $ 150 billion pool for that in view of the financial crisis, joining governments around the world in doing so.


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