If you are hit on the hands its considered part of the bat, so it is just a normal swing.
No. If the ball hits the batter's bat first there can be no call of hit by pitched ball. Added: It is actually a foul ball and a strike.
If the batter swings and the ball hits anywhere but the bat the pitch is called a strike. Even if it hits the person batting, while swinging, but if he is bunting and gets hit it is not a strike There is no rule that states that if a batter is attempting to bunt and a pitched ball hits him that the pitch is anything but a strike. In short, if a batter is hit during any type of swing, the pitch is ruled a strike.
Saloon doors
bunting?
just hands :)
he was both right handed and left swinging. he is what you call a switch hitter.
Tremors
A manicurist would keep your hands in good shape.
Pincers or claws
when somebody can right with both hands with equal strength then you call it ambidextrous and what a coincidence i am ambidextrous.
A person that can write with both hands is ambidextrous.
I'm confused on what he kicks. If he kicks the ball then it is considered a "dead ball" and a strike. However if there is two strikes the batter may be out because a dead ball is like a foul ball. I hope this helps